Thursday 27th September
It all started today when I was at work (the Co-op). There was this one man who came strolling in like he was King of the World. When I went up to him to see if he wanted any assistance, the first thing he could say was thatI looked like a pig ugly woman who who strolled around as if was the best in the world. The CHEEK! For starters I’m a MAN! Second of all I don’t stroll and if I did (which I don’t) then at least I don’t think the sun shineds out of my behind. It was a right storm in a teacup. I’m sure it will blow over.
The next day, I went back to work and there was a blooming thug with a gun. I had to get that annoying thug with my water pistol. The feeling was really cool! The thrill! I had to get the water pistol from under the counter then I squirted it into his eyes. The nuisance shook around like a madman! Eventually the cops came and arrested the maniac. Anyway night, night; my mummy’s tucking me in.
Night diary.
Zakk Wormleighton AMOS(Yellow)
